| No. |
Motorcycle of
Choice |
Your
Psychoanalysis!! :-) |
| 1 |
Ducati 916 SPS monoposto: |
My wife is having an affair with her
tennis coach. |
| 2 |
Honda ST1100: |
I really do understand the stock
market. |
| 3 |
1967 Triumph T120 Bonneville |
If I'd had this bike instead of a
Cushman Eagle when I lived at the fraternity house in 1965, I might now be
married to a former cheerleader named Veronica. |
| 4 |
Harley-Davidson XR1000 |
All my left shoes are made of steel,
and all my motorcycle boots have laces. |
| 5 |
Yamaha TZ250 |
My other bike is a van. |
| 6 |
Brough Superior SS100 |
My mother was an Episcopalian. |
| 7 |
Moto Guzzi Eldorado |
If I'd wanted a Harley, I'd have
bought a Harley. But I didn't, and I didn't. |
| 8 |
Honda GL1500 Gold Wing Aspencade |
The wife and I both feel that donuts
are an unfairly maligned and under-appreciated source of protein and
minerals. |
| 9 |
BMW R1100RT |
The sound system on my bike is
permanently tuned to Public Radio, but when I play it too loud I can't
hear the cell phone. |
| 10 |
Velocette Thruxton |
I have a professional-quality
dartboard in our basement rec room, next to the real ale tapper on the wet
bar. |
| 11 |
Yamaha V-Max |
I am the only mechanical engineer in
our office with a Mohawk hair cut. |
| 12 |
Ural Tourist |
My Yugo is waiting for parts. |
| 13 |
India Enfield Bullet |
My 1965 short-wheelbase Land Rover
is waiting for parts. |
| 14 |
Triumph Speed Triple |
I'm not waiting for any parts. Ever
again. |
| 15 |
Honda Elite 80 |
My mom is knitting me a warmer scarf
for going to class. |
| 16 |
Vincent Series C Black Shadow |
If you need to borrow any books or
videos on the Battle of Britain, the life of Winston Churchill or Gordon's
defense of t Khartoum, I have an extensive library. |
| 17 |
Honda CBX |
I can pronounce both "Soichiro" and
"Irimagiri" correctly. Also I own many valve shims. |
| 18 |
Suzuki TL1000R |
Desmo Shcmezmo: I just wanna
ride. |
| 19 |
MV Agusta 750S |
Our firstborn son is the only
Ago Schmiddlekopf in the Milwaukee phone book. |
| 20 |
Kawasaki ZX-11 |
I am on my way to our insurance
agent's office for a personal conference, during which I will explain
everything. |
| 21 |
Honda 400F |
My husband thinks I believe he
bought this bike just for me. |
| 22 |
Suzuki GSX1300R Hayabusa |
The Honda CBR1100XX was making me
late for work. |
| 23 |
Triumph Trophy TR6-C |
I have seen "The Great Escape",
starring Steve McQueen 27 times. And so have my two remaining friends. |
| 24 |
Munch Mammoth |
I have been fighting a lifelong,
losing battle with the Dark Side. |
| 25 |
Honda CBR600F2 |
My older brother is in the Air
Force. |
| 26 |
Pope 998 V-Twin |
I am on my way to the annual
stationary steam engine and vintage farm implement meet. |
| 27 |
Norton 750 Atlas |
I tried smooth and found it
overrated. |
| 28 |
Harley-Davidson WLA 45 Flathead |
I am saving for a Stearman. |
| 29 |
1942 BMW R75 |
I show the Luger collection only to
a few close friends who know how to handle them without leaving acidic or
salty fingerprints |
| 30 |
Honda Pacific Coast |
I am among that very small minority
of human beings who honestly don't care what anybody else thinks. If I
did, I'd probably own a bike just like yours. Harley FX Super Glide "Night
Train": There are only six things in my refrigerator, and they are all
beer. |
| 31 |
Henderson Four |
My grandson thinks these computers
are quite the coming thing, apparently. |
| 32 |
Yamaha R1 |
My hair is not actually on fire,
it's just a figure of speech. |
| 33 |
Maico 360 X4 |
Since the bypass surgery, my dirt
riding and energy level have improved tremendously. |
| 34 |
Bimota DB3 Mantra |
Ducatis are all very well, but I
don't find them quite Italian enough. |
| 35 |
Moto Guzzi Centauro |
Sometimes I misspell the word
"eccentric" on purpose, just to be different. |
| 36 |
Whizzer/Schwinn Phantom: |
I still won my first baseball glove,
Warren Spahn-autograph model. |
| 37 |
Boss Hoss V8 |
I can curl more weight with one arm
than you can move on a refrigerator dolly. |
| 38 |
MV Agusta F4 Oro |
My wife is spending exactly $37,000
on our kitchen, just as soon as she can find a contractor. |
| 39 |
Honda Valkyrie |
I tried vibration and lassitude and
found them overrated. |
| 40 |
Harley-Davidson 883 Sportster |
I am on my way to the Harley shop to
purchase a larger set of pistons. |
| 41 |
Buell Thunderbolt |
This big air-cleaner housing is
coming right off, just as soon as I can get home to my toolbox. |
| 42 |
Honda CL77 305 Scrambler |
My high school letter jacket still
fits. More or less. |